Monday, May 31, 2010

The things Edit 1

This list is meant to be a comical one; the comedy coming from how true it is. It's also meant to make you say, “Man, that’s soooo totally true!” I hope you enjoy them, and pass it along.

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1. You talk like the above quote.

2. You join pages like this one.

3. You use the word “like” a lot.

4. You have a favorite toilet.

5. You can waste a whole class talking about video games.

6. You don’t read books, you go on Sparknotes.

7. When you have to do a paper, you do it 24 hours (or less) before it is due.

9. Math class gets worse as the year goes on.

10. The 12 hours you are actually awake consist of school, TV, and food.

11. You LOL'd at #8.

12. Anyone who had a cell phone was cool, until you got one.

13. You stay up till 2am, and are not tired, but when it’s time to go to school you're really tired.

14. You should be doing homework right now. --> Fan favorite!

15. When you get home, you "check" Facebook, and waste 30 minutes on it.

16. You say “check Facebook”, as if you were saying, “checking my email”.

17. You use Google as a verb, adjective, etc… whatever happens to work at the time. But never as a noun.

18. You know how to get on blocked sites.

19. You know more about computers than your parents.

20. Taking out your garbage requires professional movers.

21. You are always broke just before summer.

22. You are almost broke from November to April.

23. Printers are always broken, when you need them.

24. Printers always work on test days.

25. If your class has 20 people on a normal day, there will be at least 30 present if there’s a test or exam.

26. You have, or know someone who has, dropped their cell phone into the toilet. ---> Fan Favorite!

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27. You have people in your phone only because they have a use; not because they are your friends (alchool, etc).

28. After you read this, you wonder how you can procrastinate more. --> Fan Favorite!